Archive for: September, 2010

Suspect in Johns Hopkins Shooting Shot Dead

It is a story of tragedy.  A 53-year-old man eagerly waited at one of the nation’s most prestigious hospitals and medical centers.  The man was not concerned about himself, but about his mother.
A surgeon approached the man and told him that things were not good.  His mother’s outlook was grim.  The man, the son, then [...]

Egyptian Quaran Media Caught Photoshopping Photo To Look Superior

Egypt is a Muslim nation with a history of third-world habits such as cat and pharoah worship. Like many other nations in the Mideast, NorthEast African region, Egypt’s legacy is plagued with a definite track record of utter decadence.
The latest travesty from Egypt involves the corruption of media. In America, it is hard to imagine [...]

Greedy Homeless Upset About Dollar Menu Increase

San Francisco, CA – Trouble in the streets of San Francisco today, as scores of angered homeless people have emerged to protest the cancellation of a local McDonald’s Dollar Menu.
One stompingly irate homeless man, Blake Edwards coarsely hissed to reporters, “”That means that the Dollar Menu is a hoax, a fraud, a phony!”
The concenus [...]

Kansas City Chiefs Dexter McCluster Amazing 97 Yard Punt Return

The Chiefs are usually among the most disappointing of football teams, usually defined by having a premier part of their team (defense, offense or special teams) set off by another portion of the team. 
The Chiefs never have a good offense, defense or special teams at the same.  It never fails.
This year, it seems it will [...]

Sheyla Hershey Gets 38KKK Breast Removed

If you’re in the market for bigger milk tanks, you should probably not get it done by a third world ‘doctor’.
A Texas woman, surprise, found this out the hard way. The woman up above is named Sheyla Hershey, and let me tell you, her Hershey’s are a bit more white chocolate than the fattest [...]

Justin Bieber Prepares MTV VMA Award Performance

Tonight the VMA Awards are will take place in Los Angeles, California.
As you may know, there is a new child ‘star’ named Justin Bieber. This child was discovered on internet website YouTube.com.
The child was caught singing a song by rapper Chris Brown, who gained notoriety for using his dark fists to clobber the beautiful [...]

Morrocan Soccer Goalie Celebrates Too Eary

Soccer is a very boring ‘sport’ that they play in 3rd-order nations. Even nations that are semi-proper, much like the redcoats over in England, play this droll game. They call it *’football’ or even ‘footsies’, the latter giving evidence to why over 23% of males who play soccer are gay.
Many of [...]

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