The Dallas Cowboys are a fallen team: in the 90s, the organization had the audacity to call itself “America’s Team”.
The Cowboys were smug, with Troy Aikman and Emmit Smith leading their offensive attack. Neon ‘Deion” Sanders danced up and down the sidelines, grandstanding as Coach Jimmy Johnson professed that the ‘roof [...]
The United States of America is the land of the free and the home of the brave.
In some areas of the world, women are oppressed due to their archaic society holding onto theocratic principles of false religions.
These nations hold on to very Barbaric notions: child labor, slavery and even the abuse of [...]
In a stunning upset earlier this evening, UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar got the shit kicked out of him by Challenger Cain Valasquez.
Before the fight it looked like Brock had him, what with the awesome new beard and all. It seemed all but over as he entered the ring, pushing aside cops and letting his [...]
Apple, in a statement last week, told its users to suck it as they announced they would no longer be pre-installing Adobe’s Flash on OS X.
Be damned the fact that it is what YouTube uses! Steve Jobs hates it. It is none of your business why, he just does. And since he hates it, no [...]
We all know and love Randy Quaid as the crazy cousin from the Chevy Chase blockbuster ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’. Or maybe as the crazy crop duster in ‘Independence Day’. Or even as the crazy dad from ‘Not Another Teen Movie’.
Now we can remember him as the crazy man from, well…. real life.
Last Thursday the [...]
Bruce Willis. Morgan Freeman. Some chick whose name I don’t remember. Mix them all together with a liberal helping of violence and you are left with one awesome frickin movie.
If you are the type of guy who likes things that don’t suck, bacon, and naked women, you probably won’t find either of the latter in [...]
Gene Simmons, one of the guys who used to play in that band that dressed like Mexican rastlers, recently gave internet pirates a stern talking to, and threatened more stern talking to’s in the future if they did not stop downloading his stuff.
The targets of his rage, a group of internet guys who visit imageboards, [...]
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A Florida man just got paid $650,000 for going to the strip club with his buddies. This is today’s look at what’s wrong with America.
Like most ridiculous stories, the events of this news piece takes origin in South Florida. A local of this area is $650,000 richer after suffering eye injuries while getting [...]
America. The land of the free, the home of the brave.
America was founded as a land by the people, for the people. Our forefathers gave not only their lives, but the lives of their sons, to ensure our freedom.
Our greatest leaders, even President George Washington himself, warned us all to never let anyone betray the [...]
Outrage in New York today after a New York music teacher unleashed a full rage upon a student.
Allegations have been cited, detailing how the teacher purportedly grabbed a student by the back of the neck, slammed him into a wall and into an alarm.
Students say the teacher, Kelly Oram, is known for being [...]
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