2010 December | Only In American

Year End Murder Tolls: El Paso 3, Juarez 3,000+

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In a recent tally of year end numbers it was revealed that Mexicans apparently just can’t stop killing each other while Americans living right across the river have learned to live in peace.

Dec 30 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Dirty Shirty Showcases The Beauty of American Made Women

To prove the beauty of the American women, I have decided to showcase a group of beautiful 100% American made sweethearts! I found them from a website called DirtyShirty.com (American owned and operated!) and would like to show you how being an American made female is boss!

Dec 27 2010 | Posted in Pictures | Read More »

Que? Sorry, I Don’t Speak Mexican

America’s immigration problem is out of control and we need to stop sugar coating it. Everyday illegals who are mainly
Mexican are living off the hard earned American (born and LEGALLY immigrated) families. Not only do they live here for free, we change our way of life to make them feel more at home. News flash, [...]

Dec 23 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Michelle Obama Is Jealous Of Sarah Palin’s Good Looks, Smarts

A recent heated debate has opened up between the First Lady and Sarah Palin over the former’s hatred of American ideals, namely that children should be allowed dessert.

Dec 22 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Husband Glues His Eyes Shut

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In an act that has logic after empirical review, 93-year-old socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband — Prince Frederic von Anhalt — was hospitalized after gluing his eyes shut.
While it may seem that the 63-year-old prince had a simple accident,if you’re to believe the report by ‘his people’, let’s be real. He didn’t accidentally glue [...]

Dec 22 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Barack Obama Refuses To Sign Book for Child

As evidenced by recent polls, public frustration with US President B. Hussein Obama is surging.
Obama reads a book to second-grade students…his own, of course
It is no surprise that 60% of Americans do not approve of Obama as president, considering all of the broken promises and betrayal he has inflicted on our wounded nation.
Despite Obama’s [...]

Dec 19 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Kansas Granny Beats Would-Be Rapist’s Face with a Skillet

Kevin Scott Funderburk, Granny Skillet Victim

Hutchinson, KS – Here is he is, America, rope ‘em up. This is the sicko that allegedly tried to rape a 71-year-old Kansas grandmother, but got the surprise of his life when she took her size 9 cast-iron skillet and beat this despicable punk to a pulp of unconsciousness. Here’s the backstory.
At 7 [...]

Dec 16 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Tim Burton’s Superman, Starring Nicholas Cage (Horror)

As many of you know, Superman Returns is arguably one of the most snore-worthy films of all time.
Poll after poll reveals how movie goers got more bang for their buck out of the over priced junior mints, than a film that tried to present the pomp and circumstance of deadbeat Superdad and his Superman, Jr., [...]

Dec 15 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

WikiLeaks Founder Nothing But a Communist

There has been a lot on the internet recently about the Australian sex offender and creator of popular liberal commuist front site ‘Wikileaks”, Julian Assange. He was finally arrested on charges of rape and is now safely locked away in a British maximum security prison.

Dec 15 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »