Christina Aguilera Leaked Photos, Naughty

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I’d give it to Christina Aguilera, in the right setting, time and place. She already told us, years ago, how she was a genie in the bottle and you just had to rub her the right way.

Apparently, someone transplanted the word robbed with rubbed, because the data from her hacked phone or computer was stolen and rubbed all over the internet for all to see.

What data? You should know better by now. Christina Aguilera has a movie coming out. She has some new music coming out. And she is a celebrity who had a kid, so may have some issues about her appearance going on.

The American Psychological Association hasn’t approved of this condition yet, but I’m naming it Chronic Exposed Ass Syndrome. CeAs (See Ass) for short.

It’s where waning or has been female celebrities are suddenly the victim of mean old men who somehow acquire legendary hacking skills and steal pictures from their phone, then upload these impressive 12 megapixel images that in no way, form or fashion are staged to the internet for all to see, knowing that journalists such as myself will write about it and everyone will want to see what their ass is looking like these days.

The aristocrats.

So without further ado, here is a peak at what Ali-Baba ‘robbed’ from Christina and in an unpredented twist of fate and deviance from the thieve’s code of honor, has actually shared with all of us. Lucky!

Speaking of Lucky, expect Britany Spears to not let this pass without exposing her cottage yet still tapable bits for all to see in the coming days.

Christina’s Genie Exposed:
(editor’s note: notice how she even dressed like a naughty Arab for these, even though it would have been more fitting to go with a naughty Chinese

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Posted by Casey McKnight on Dec 9 2010. Filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry