2011 January | Only In American

Westboro Baptist Church: A Conservative Take on a Liberal Organization

Let’s get one thing straight right now. God frickin loves America. Every morning, just outside the gates to Heaven, a few minutes before Saint Peter opens them for the day, George Washington wakes up and raises Old Glory high to welcome all the incoming souls. Jesus Himself leads the armies of angels in saying the Pledge of Allegiance. God starts the day by saying to Himself “I love America, I wish Europe was more like them.”

Jan 31 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

The Tea Party Is Destroying Conservative Values

What I see when I look at the Tea Party activists trolling the streets are the welfare cases of the Republican party. Poor, downtrodden, and lazy trailer park folks who normally vote Democrat but have now been disenfranchised by Obama. With no where else to go they are flocking in droves to the closest thing to being a Republican that will accept them.

Jan 31 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Tragedy in Egypt – 2400 Americans Stuck In Terror Nation

Tragedy has erupted in Egypt today, as 2400 Americans are stuck in the nation that has descended in a ball of Sharia terror.
Newest reports reveal that at airports across the country, Americans are being forced to witness acts of unprecedented horror.
One mother of two was able to text her family and told of watching a [...]

Jan 31 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Planned Parenthood Adopts New Program to Preemptively Euthanize Christians

Earlier today a leaked memo by a high ranking management official of Planned Parenthood, this country’s largest preventer of babies being birthed, has shown the world that the group intends on pushing for higher abortions of precious children who show signs of being faithful to our Lord while in the womb.

Jan 30 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

7 DVD’s That You Must Own

“Dvd’s?! This fool still buys Dvd’s?! You’re a n00b Jeff! LMAO!!”
Okay, listen. I did not spend years accumulating my vast collection of films to just wipe the slate clean and buy Blue-rays of all the films I already own. Yeah, the quality is significantly better, but my television is awesome, and I really don’t want [...]

Jan 14 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Comparing Good and Evil

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The internet is filled with liberal athiests. People who believe in the theory of evolution, the big bang, and communism. Most of them are hippy scum who let their hair grow out and haven’t showered in weeks.

Jan 8 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Jared Loughner Picture

On January 8, 2011, a 22-year-old man named Jared Loughner attacked innocent civilians and politicians at a townhall type event at a Safeway. Among those murdered: a nine-year-old child and a federal judge.
Who appeared to be Loughner’s primary target, Congressional Representative “Gabby” Giffords, was shot by Loughner from four feet away.
Here is a [...]

Jan 8 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »

Fictional Things We’ve Always Wanted

Now I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking that this type of article has been done before, but the thing about those articles is they all have the same crap on them. Lightsabers? Yeah, they make a cool noise when you swing them around, but they also make you a huge dork.
Penny’s laptop from Inspector [...]

Jan 6 2011 | Posted in Uncategorized | Read More »