Now that the gays are being allowed to throw fecal frenzy marriages in New York, the perverse culture of these dunghole worshippers is coming to realization of the blase public.

For years, conservative Republicans have warned this nation that if we allow gays to get married, we will witness the fall of all morality. Children will be forced to live in a world where anal docking and cornerside lip service are the norm. When you bus your children off to school, they will be forced to watch the gay male teachers and secretaries having massive orgy romps in the commons before they are allowed to attend first period.

The most troubling thing is seeing McDonald’s in New York are already being forced to allow ‘lip urinals’, that is, a place for young men to tinkle and make them get excited with the thoughts of oral copulation. Studies show that when the poo dock of his partner is exhausted, a gay will 73 percent of the time choose to fornicate with the mouth. These urinals are training mechanisms to make kids used to receiving lip service from a full-lipped intestine spreader.