Chinese Create New Transgender Species

The dangerous and evil anti-American Chinese empire had created a new transgender super-species called a Yaoiming.  Yaoiming is the Chinese word for ‘homoman’ and we can see in the following image, their agenda and science in this field is frightening.
While American president George W. Bush banned study of stem cells, the Chinese routinely abort female [...]

Amazing Before and After Pictures of 9/11

The following gallery contains before and after pictures of the New York hallowed grounds, before and after 9/11.

1980
Source: (AP/Carlos Rene Perez )

2001
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

1990
Source: (AP/Marty Lederhandler)

2001
Source: (AP/Kathy Willens)

2001
Source: (AP/Gulnara Samilova)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2001
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2001
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2001
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2001
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2001
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark Lennihan)

2001
Source: (AP/Jim Collins)

2011
Source: (AP/Mark [...]

How ipods Work in Foreign Countries

If there is any inspiration to fix America’s economy and not become a third-world stink trap, we only have to look at the technological innovations that our neighbors in the lesser America, South America, have to deal with.  In addition to being a shameful lot of poor, degenerate Reagan-denying miscreants, they cannot afford the most [...]

Full House, Tournament Fighter

The Best Game Ever would be Full House, Tournament Fighter. Imagine putting the cast of Full House into the awesome that was Street Fighter (II, of Course).
Danny would wield Mr. Clean and secretly Dr. Jokes, while Gibbler’s feet crushed poor Uncle Jessie. Though come to think of it, Steve would probably be the [...]

God Smashes Vancouver with 6.4 Earthquake for Not Fully Supporting War on Terror (9/11)

God’s anger with the world for not fully supporting America she she mourned and punished terrorists after 9/11 is being made known. Yesterday, God lashed out at Southern California’s comedians by throwing the entire region into darkness with a massive power outage. Now, the Canadians are being struck down with a massive 6.4 earthquake!
Canada is [...]

Joe Theismann Cannot Tolerate Brandon Banks Hot-dogging Touchdown

As Washington Redskins’ Brandon Banks started to celebrate his 95-yard return for a touchdown by casually dropping the ball on the goal line, TV announcer and sports analyst Joe Theisman exploded with magnificent fury.
The line had been drawn:  this return and hot-dogging celebration by Brandon Banks could not be let go uncritiqued.  In an impressive [...]

Obama Bows Before Boehner

 
Barack Hussein Obama is being taught his place.
Speaker of the House Boehner ruined Obama’s plan to brainwash America with a long, droll teleprompter speech about ‘job creation’. With so many Americans standing unemployed in the welfare line, it is very easy to see that Obama has not created jobs in 3-years-time and is only wasting [...]

Silver Daddy Alec Baldwin has 27-Year-Old Girlfriend Named Hilaria Thomas

 
 

We’ll start out on the honesty train today. I could not tell you why Alec Baldwin is famous. Up until drooling over his 27-year-old girlfriend Hilaria Thomas about 3 hours ago, I thought his name was actually Alex Baldwin. I’ve recognized his pudgy face from some random television commercials but who would have [...]