Gays have taken to social media today to brag and celebrate about a bizarre new shield technology has seen in the imagery below. The image captures the moment when a bolt of lightning descends from the heavens, but then is inexplicably blocked by a visible shield.
The Christian Defense League of Texas confirmed reports that Obama funded numerous projects that involved ‘exploring the dark arts and lost artifacts of power’ and it is clear that gays have found some sort of advanced technology or ancient incantation that allows them to cast protective shields. Multiple gay groups are taking credit for the shield on social media and are now threatening to deploy them in a more militant fashion.
For years Christian families were able to take solace in the fact that cities that became too gay friendly would face tornadoes, flooding and uncomfortable Spring-time heats, keeping gays angsty and on their heels and with less time to concoct plans on how to turn more straight men toward their homosexual lifestyle.
Now with this shielding technology, gays will be able to comfortably sit back in their think-tanks and pool their vast resources to plot, plan and carry out well-crafted plots to destroy the American nuclear family.
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