On May 30th, at approximiately 9:06 pm, President Donald Trump tweeted out ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe’.
The internet instantly went ablaze with Twitter liberals and media wildly speculating what President Trump meant by covfefe.
Numerous news sources confirmed there was an Obama siting in Washington, DC, at approximately 9:06 am. Trump may have been looking from the windows of the White House and saw that only a few blocks away, the Obama’s moved into a haunting, shadowy mansion constructed of brick masonry.
Why Has Obama Bought a $8 Million Compound Just Blocks Away from the White House?
Twitter liberals immediately went to work disparaging President Trump, with commentary mocking @realdonaldtrump and implying the president was just tweeting confused nonsense.
But eyewitnesses in Washington report everything suddenly went on high alert moments after the Tweet. Then, just moments later, newswire received an alert that Barack Obama was seen ‘standing ominously on the balcony of his new shadowy mansion, the red mortar bricks allegedly melded by the hands of free masons with historic ties to powerful illuminati circles.’
Not much is known of the mansion, beside the fact that it is a blend of modern creme aesthetics on the inside, but contains a basement where ’emerge people with apocalyptic bodies, chanting all sorts of malady and still bent on creating a new age of post-Trump liberal darkness.’
Donald Trump’s tweet was a prescient warning to those in the know that Barack Obama is back in DC and is ready to redouble his efforts to create a new age of liberal darkness for America.