Obama Uses His Apocalyptic Powers To Cause a Sinkhole in Florida

With the Trump presidency in peril following scathing reports of filial collusion with Russians, Barack Obama is once again using his apocalyptic powers to bring liberal darkness to states who voted for Trump to take office.

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Citizens in Florida are in a state of emergency as a large sinkhole appeared out of nowhere and continues to consume an entire voting precinct.  The precinct in question voted 98% in favor of Donald Trump, so Obama performed some sort of ancient dark rite or used an enchanted relic to cast a great evil, to show his power.

This is not the first time Obama has used the dark arts to punish his enemies.  Texas is still recovering from the Jade Helm invasion.  Scientists are still startled that Obama used the Large Hadron collider to attack the hand of God.  The wrath of Obama knows no bound or limits, so it is almost not surprising to see him attack Florida as he prepares to rally his followers and get another Democrat operative in power.

What do you think?

Written by Marion Uncmeier

Marion Uncmeier is a New-York based media personality and host of several adult educational programs.


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