US President Drives Presidential Limo Through Nascar

United States President Donald Trump flew the presidential limo “The Beast” and himself to Daytona, Florida, to become the first president to ever drive the ceremonial lap at the Daytona 500. …

DOJ Gave $500K Grant to ‘Hookers for Jesus’ Instead of Anti-Trafficking Groups

People are upset after finding out that the Department of Justice gave a $500,000 grant to a group called Hookers for Jesus. The grant money was supposed to be used for …

Rebecca Black Is Back and Wows the Judges

Rebecca Black first gained attention for a song called ‘Friday’. We are going to forget that portion of history for right now (as it is just a sad tale of Internet …

DOJ Gave $500K Grant to ‘Hookers for Jesus’ Instead of Anti-Trafficking Groups

People are upset after finding out that the Department of Justice gave a $500,000 grant to a group called Hookers for Jesus. The grant money was supposed to be used for …

Rebecca Black Is Back and Wows the Judges

Rebecca Black first gained attention for a song called ‘Friday’. We are going to forget that portion of history for right now (as it is just a sad tale of Internet …

Christians Release ‘Christian Songs to Make Love To’ Just In Time for the Holidays

Christians have now cornered the market for inspirational groin-grinding music for the holidays. Us Against the World is the name of the R&B lovemaking album.  Put out by husband-wife duo David …

Rumors: Superman’s Resurrection Scene and Fight Against Justice League Online

Various media sites are claiming that trailer footage from other markets show Superman’s resurrection scene in the Justice League and beyond that, a freshly arisen Superman who is recovering from his …

Former NFL Patriots Star Aaron Hernandez Hangs Self in Jail Cell, Pronounced Dead

Former NFL star for the New England Patriots, Aaron Hernandez, hanged himself and was found in his single-cell by security guards at approximately 3am Wednesday morning. Hernandez, already serving a life …

Did Disney’s First Gay Cartoon Kiss Jeopardize the Future of Western Civilization?

[paragraph extra=””][label type=”label-danger”]Morality Warning Level: Dangerous[/label] [/paragraph] A new cartoon named Star versus the Forces of Evil has reportedly aired the first kiss between to characters of the same gender.   In …

Kellyanne Conway Sits In Lusty Pose in Oval Office, Social Media Firestorm Erupts

One of the perks of being the Commander-in-Chief is having the ability to surround yourself engaging and attractive secretaries and assistants.  President Bill Clinton infamously took a foray with Monica Lewinsky …

Overrated Gonzaga Finally Loses A Basketball Game

The perennially overrated Gonzaga Bulldogs have finally lost a basketball game this season and all the NCAA sporting world should rejoice.  While real basketball teams are battling in the ACC, Gonzaga …

Shaquille Oneal’s Childish Attacks on Javale McGee During Shaqtin’ A Fool Need to Stop

There is a big, World War I trench line between obsession and making pithy observation of someone’s day-to-day job performance.  A great example of this fact involves former NBA star Shaquille …

Are People Getting Too Tiffy Over The Whole Muhammad Ali Jr Detained At Airport Situation?

If you listen to any news media today, everyone is all tiffed up over Muhammad Ali, Jr., being detained at an airport. According to USA Today, Ali was detained at a …