US President Drives Presidential Limo Through Nascar

United States President Donald Trump flew the presidential limo “The Beast” and himself to Daytona, Florida, to become the first president to ever drive the ceremonial lap at the Daytona 500. …

DOJ Gave $500K Grant to ‘Hookers for Jesus’ Instead of Anti-Trafficking Groups

People are upset after finding out that the Department of Justice gave a $500,000 grant to a group called Hookers for Jesus. The grant money was supposed to be used for …

Rebecca Black Is Back and Wows the Judges

Rebecca Black first gained attention for a song called ‘Friday’. We are going to forget that portion of history for right now (as it is just a sad tale of Internet …

US President: It Was All Bullshit

The United States president issued a statement following his Senate impeachment trial: “It was all bullshit”. President Trump’s words come after House Leader Mitch McConnell and other Senate Republicans refused to …

Should Insurance Plans Cover Homosexuality As a Preexisting Medical Condition?

Homosexuality is a disease that has long plagued the gay community.  The CDC reports that for every four confirmed cases of homosexuality, three men afflicted with this condition have a genetic …

If You’re A Powerfully White and Rich Man, Is It Okay To Gently Harass Women?

Bill O’Reilly and Donald Trump are the latest victims of a liberal conspiracy to destroy gender roles by trying to make wildly successful men feel like it is unnatural to look …

As Nation Falls Apart, Barack Obama Goes Kite Surfing With Billionaire Buddy Richard Branson

While the carefully woven fabric of unity unravels between brothers of America, former President Barack Obama is nowhere to be found. In an unbelievable display of aloof haughtiness, Obama is not …