• Apr2017

    Bill O’Reilly and Donald Trump are the latest victims of a liberal conspiracy to destroy gender roles by trying to make wildly successful men feel like it is unnatural to look upon females in their proxy with unsatisfied lust that can be easily quenched with a swift slap to her...

  • Gays have used their advanced knowledge of genetics to create a new strain of marijuana that is addictive, succulent and delivers a payload of inhaled homosexual chemtrails that will make anyone who consumes it overwhelmed with homosexual desire. Anonymous sources within Colorado confirm gays are conspiring to turn America’s seedy...

  • Former NFL star for the New England Patriots, Aaron Hernandez, hanged himself and was found in his single-cell by security guards at approximately 3am Wednesday morning. Hernandez, already serving a life sentence, was recently acquitted of two additional murder charges and had a tearful moment when his daughter showed up...

  • On April 13th, 2017, President Donald Trump unexpectedly dropped a 21,000 pound bomb — referred to as the Mother of All Bombs — in the outer reaches of Afghanistan. Details of the bombing remained in murky detail but new eyewitness reports confirm the worst sum of all fears: gays have...

  • A new video surfaced that shows a Sacramento officer of the law beating a man for allegedly jaywalking.  The only thing that is clear in this video is that a man is walking across the street and an officer violently confronts the man who refuses to fight back. The video...

  • Washington DC – Donald Trump ordered the United States military to drop the ‘mother of all bombs’ on Afghanistan. At 7 pm Afghanistan time, the US military dropped a GBU-43/B Massive Ordinance Blast Bomb in the Northeast corner of Afghanistan.  The bomb, which weighs nearly 22,000 pounds, is the largest non-nuclear...

  • Easter weekend, fast becoming known as the ‘heterosexual recruitment festival’ in the gay community, has become one of the most dangerous holidays of the year for Christian men. The CDC reports that for the past three Easters, an increased number of men have contracted homosexuality after eating ‘pastel colored Easter...

  • United Airlines has drawn the ire of airline passengers worldwide after images that show a passenger being forcibly dragged from a plane because United Airlines overbooked the flight and demanded he give up his seat. Fellow passengers began recording videos and taking pictures after United announced to all the already boarded...

  • President Donald Trump unleashed 59 tomahawk missiles upon the lands of Syria, so that the people there may be brought some freedom. For the first time since Barack Hussein Obama took office, the world once again was able to bask in the fiery glow of American freedom vis-a-vis application of...

  • Mar2017

    Maplewood, NJ – Tempers are flared in Maplewood, New Jersey, after reports of a mock slave auction at Maplewood’s Jefferson Elementary school. Reports indicate that parents were not pleased to learn that during a fifth grade class, students received a history of slavery lesson in the form of reenactment. The white...