• Jan2019

    Donald Trump met with Shumer and Pelosi about forcing tax payers to provide funding for the border wall that was supposed to be funded by Mexico, per Trump. Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30...

  • In a now viral video, a customer decides he can reach over the counter at a McDonalds to assault a woman. The woman fights back and defends herself. https://mobile.twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/1080315067730677760/retweets Someway, somehow, after the woman unleashed a flurry of punches that would make Floyd Mayweather take notice, the customer still tried...

  • As 2018 drew to a close, a man sought to do away with bad memories from the past and start 2019 on a high note. As the time struck midnight, Prince Charming puckered his lips and awaited the kiss from a lovely lady. The problem is that just like in...

  • Dec2018

    Christians have now cornered the market for inspirational groin-grinding music for the holidays. Us Against the World is the name of the R&B lovemaking album.  Put out by husband-wife duo David and Tamela Mann, the album features clean lyrics that couples can play during those non-sleeping bed times. David Mann...

  • Nov2017

    Various media sites are claiming that trailer footage from other markets show Superman’s resurrection scene in the Justice League and beyond that, a freshly arisen Superman who is recovering from his slugout with a Frank Miller inspired script in Batman versus Superman must confront the world anew. If the reports...

  • Jul2017

    With only one day left in the month of July, the CDC is reporting hundreds of men have been hospitalized after contracting homosexuality after being shot in the neck with weaponized toothpicks developed by scientists in the gay community. The gay community’s mastery of chemical sciences and mixed beverages is...

  • Details from Obama’s presidency continue to leak to the public.  Just hours after Obama delivered a scathing speech in which he blamed Republicans for the admittedly troubled presidency of Donald Trump, anonymous sources from the old Obama administration revealed that he forced NASA to experiment with time travel, so that...

  • Republican Finding Implantation Devices, commonly known as RFID or implanted microchips to the public, are being unleashed by Obama as part of his campaign to undermine democracy, hunt down Christians and cause liberal darkness. The chips work in two ways.  First, the chips are able to give off electronic bioimpulses...

  • For years Christians and conservative Republicans have wondered why when they like and pray for something on Facebook, the end result is still a bad outcome.  Today operatives in Virginia uncovered an Obama-illuminati plot so sinister that if he were in office, Obama would be impeached and sent to the...

  • It is quite obvious that during the Obama years, the per capita rate of homosexuality drastically increased in every important country.  Now that we have a moral president in office, the onus of responsibility falls onto him to undo Obama’s dark deeds. The problem is that under Obama, gays usurped...