Confirmed: Gays Continue To Shoot Straight Men In The Neck with Chemtrail Laced Toothpicks, Converting Hundreds in July

With only one day left in the month of July, the CDC is reporting hundreds of men have been hospitalized after contracting homosexuality after being shot in the neck with weaponized toothpicks developed by scientists in the gay community. The gay community’s mastery of chemical sciences and mixed beverages is...

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Confirmed: Obama Forced NASA To Experiment With Time Travel So He Could Travel To The Nativity Scene and Whisper Liberal Politics

Details from Obama’s presidency continue to leak to the public.  Just hours after Obama delivered a scathing speech in which he blamed Republicans for the admittedly troubled presidency of Donald Trump, anonymous sources from the old Obama administration revealed that he forced NASA to experiment with time travel, so that...

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Obama Using Illuminati Rituals To Convert All Facebook Likes and Prayers to Paper Form, Then Bury Them In A Dumpster

For years Christians and conservative Republicans have wondered why when they like and pray for something on Facebook, the end result is still a bad outcome.  Today operatives in Virginia uncovered an Obama-illuminati plot so sinister that if he were in office, Obama would be impeached and sent to the...

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Lesbian Agenda: The New Doctor Who Is A Woman

Still masticating their lusty chops and savoring victory with Wonder Woman 3D converting millions of untouched women to lesbianism, gay women are using their mastery of film making and unparalleled creativity to launch a new media product that will lure more women and even men into the mysterious fold of...

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President Trump Compliments French Woman With ‘You’re In Such Great Shape. Beautiful!’, Liberal Media Wants Him Ridiculed For Being Positive

The liberals are up in arms because President Trump was being body positive. Hours ago in France, Trump had a chance to meet Brigitte Macron, France’s first lady. Macron wore a nice blue dress and was all smiles after being complimented by the most powerful man in the world. That...

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