Rumors: Superman’s Resurrection Scene and Fight Against Justice League Online

Various media sites are claiming that trailer footage from other markets show Superman’s resurrection scene in the Justice League and beyond that, a freshly arisen Superman who is recovering from his slugout with a Frank Miller inspired script in Batman versus Superman must confront the world anew. If the reports...

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Confirmed: Gays Continue To Shoot Straight Men In The Neck with Chemtrail Laced Toothpicks, Converting Hundreds in July

With only one day left in the month of July, the CDC is reporting hundreds of men have been hospitalized after contracting homosexuality after being shot in the neck with weaponized toothpicks developed by scientists in the gay community. The gay community’s mastery of chemical sciences and mixed beverages is...

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Confirmed: Obama Forced NASA To Experiment With Time Travel So He Could Travel To The Nativity Scene and Whisper Liberal Politics

Details from Obama’s presidency continue to leak to the public.  Just hours after Obama delivered a scathing speech in which he blamed Republicans for the admittedly troubled presidency of Donald Trump, anonymous sources from the old Obama administration revealed that he forced NASA to experiment with time travel, so that...

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Obama Using Illuminati Rituals To Convert All Facebook Likes and Prayers to Paper Form, Then Bury Them In A Dumpster

For years Christians and conservative Republicans have wondered why when they like and pray for something on Facebook, the end result is still a bad outcome.  Today operatives in Virginia uncovered an Obama-illuminati plot so sinister that if he were in office, Obama would be impeached and sent to the...

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Lesbian Agenda: The New Doctor Who Is A Woman

Still masticating their lusty chops and savoring victory with Wonder Woman 3D converting millions of untouched women to lesbianism, gay women are using their mastery of film making and unparalleled creativity to launch a new media product that will lure more women and even men into the mysterious fold of...

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