Confirmed: Gays Are Infusing Marijuana With Homosexual Chemtrails to Turn Potheads Into Gay Love Slaves

Gays have used their advanced knowledge of genetics to create a new strain of marijuana that is addictive, succulent and delivers a payload of inhaled homosexual chemtrails that will make anyone who consumes it overwhelmed with homosexual desire. Anonymous sources within Colorado confirm gays are conspiring to turn America’s seedy...

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Confirmed: Trump Dropped the MOAB To Destroy Large Stockpiles of Weaponized Homosexual Chemtrails in Afghanistan

On April 13th, 2017, President Donald Trump unexpectedly dropped a 21,000 pound bomb — referred to as the Mother of All Bombs — in the outer reaches of Afghanistan. Details of the bombing remained in murky detail but new eyewitness reports confirm the worst sum of all fears: gays have...

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United Airlines Overbooks Flight, Drag Passenger Off To Make Room For Crew

United Airlines has drawn the ire of airline passengers worldwide after images that show a passenger being forcibly dragged from a plane because United Airlines overbooked the flight and demanded he give up his seat. Fellow passengers began recording videos and taking pictures after United announced to all the already boarded...

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