Gay Pride Month, Known As Homosexual Recruitment Month in Gay Circles, Claims Heterosexuality of 49 Christian Men So Far

Gay Pride month, secretly called Homosexual Recruitment Month in gay circles, has turned into a pagan festival of sorts where gays come up with elaborate plans to convert and pin down people of heterosexual orientation. All across the globe, gays are using their vast wealth and impeccable party planning skills...

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Was Barney The Purple Dinosaur A Liberal Conspiracy To Groom A Generation To Vote Obama?

After years of deception, Barney has been defrocked and the liberal conspiracy to use the friendly, suspiciously athletic purple dinosaur to groom a generation to vote Obama has been revealed. The proof: For years across suburban America, hapless parents turned their televisions to PBS where Barney, the friendly purple dinosaur,...

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Confirmed: Trump Tweeted Covfefe To Secretly Alert Of “Confirmed Obama Visit”

On May 30th, at approximiately 9:06 pm, President Donald Trump tweeted out ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe’. The internet instantly went ablaze with Twitter liberals and media wildly speculating what President Trump meant by covfefe. lSources with close ties to the Trump Administration reveal that the Tweet was a...

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It Does Not Matter If President Trump Commits Impeachable Offenses, Because the Republican ControlledCongress Will Not Impeach Him

This week Democrats are reeling in excitement because the Trump Administration committed a political faux-pas by leaking classified information to Russian diplomats and banning American news organizations from a related press conference, while allowing Russian media exclusive access. These actions took place only days after fired attorney general Sally Yates...

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