US President Drives Presidential Limo Through Nascar

United States President Donald Trump flew the presidential limo “The Beast” and himself to Daytona, Florida, to become the first president to ever drive the ceremonial lap at the Daytona 500. …

DOJ Gave $500K Grant to ‘Hookers for Jesus’ Instead of Anti-Trafficking Groups

People are upset after finding out that the Department of Justice gave a $500,000 grant to a group called Hookers for Jesus. The grant money was supposed to be used for …

Rebecca Black Is Back and Wows the Judges

Rebecca Black first gained attention for a song called ‘Friday’. We are going to forget that portion of history for right now (as it is just a sad tale of Internet …

Confirmed: Obama Forced NASA To Experiment With Time Travel So He Could Travel To The Nativity Scene and Whisper Liberal Politics

Details from Obama’s presidency continue to leak to the public.  Just hours after Obama delivered a scathing speech in which he blamed Republicans for the admittedly troubled presidency of Donald Trump, …

Obama Implanting RFID Microchips Into Americans

Republican Finding Implantation Devices, commonly known as RFID or implanted microchips to the public, are being unleashed by Obama as part of his campaign to undermine democracy, hunt down Christians and …

Obama Using Illuminati Rituals To Convert All Facebook Likes and Prayers to Paper Form, Then Bury Them In A Dumpster

For years Christians and conservative Republicans have wondered why when they like and pray for something on Facebook, the end result is still a bad outcome.  Today operatives in Virginia uncovered …

Is It Ethical For Donald Trump To Use Chemtrails To Cure Gays of Homosexuality?

It is quite obvious that during the Obama years, the per capita rate of homosexuality drastically increased in every important country.  Now that we have a moral president in office, the …

Republicans Vow To Take Another Swing At Knocking 22 Million Poor People Out Of Healthcare

With bat in hand, Donald Trump promised to take another swing at knocking 22 million poor American people off any access to primary healthcare. [adinserter block=”3″] Obama put a thought into …

Lesbian Agenda: The New Doctor Who Is A Woman

Still masticating their lusty chops and savoring victory with Wonder Woman 3D converting millions of untouched women to lesbianism, gay women are using their mastery of film making and unparalleled creativity …

Obama Uses His Apocalyptic Powers To Cause a Sinkhole in Florida

With the Trump presidency in peril following scathing reports of filial collusion with Russians, Barack Obama is once again using his apocalyptic powers to bring liberal darkness to states who voted …

Confirmed: Marijuana Kingpins Plan To Have 30% Americans Addicted to Pot By Year 2020

[label type=”label-danger”][/label] Yes, You Can Be Addicted to Pot The amount of THC in traditional marijuana has been increasing steadily over the last few decades. Criminal kingpins from Mexico and the …

President Trump Compliments French Woman With ‘You’re In Such Great Shape. Beautiful!’, Liberal Media Wants Him Ridiculed For Being Positive

The liberals are up in arms because President Trump was being body positive. Hours ago in France, Trump had a chance to meet Brigitte Macron, France’s first lady. Macron wore a …

If You Are a Fabulously Rich Republican, Is It Time For Democrats To Let Bygones be Bygones for a Little Treason

So Donald Trump, Jr., may or may not have kind of colluded with the Russians to alter the outcome of a US presidential election. Sure, it does not look good on …