President Trump Compliments French Woman With ‘You’re In Such Great Shape. Beautiful!’, Liberal Media Wants Him Ridiculed For Being Positive

The liberals are up in arms because President Trump was being body positive. Hours ago in France, Trump had a chance to meet Brigitte Macron, France’s first lady. Macron wore a nice blue dress and was all smiles after being complimented by the most powerful man in the world. That...

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Scientists Invent New Thermal Camera That Can Detect Secret Homosexuality

Secret homosexuality is rapidly spreading in suburban neighborhoods and represents a new threat to Christian heterosexual households. New studies by the CDC reveal that for every four people, one has secret homosexuality.   This trend is confirmed by scientists working with the Christian Defense League of Texas, who warn families...

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Did The Gay Voting Bloc Conspire To Vote Trump Into Office To Increase Global Warming?

Gays are unleashing their mastery of physics to orchestrate a grassroots political conspiracy that spreads chemtrail-induced homosexuality via Charles’ Law of molecular air dynamics. Charles law states that at a constant pressure, the volume of a given mass of gas is directly proportional to its (absolute) temperature.  This means the hotter...

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Report: Obama Forced NASA To Run Slave Colony On Mars To Collect Satanic Mars Water

One of the most interesting trends of the Obama presidency involved Obama’s disturbing interest in colonizing Mars.  Obama decreed that the United States must colonize Mars and purportedly signed a secret law that would make him president of Mars should he choose, then  earmarked billions of dollars for NASA to...

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Gays Invent Mini-Crossbow To Shoot Straight Men With Homosexual Chemtrail Tipped Toothpicks and Turn Them Gay

Gays have invented a new state-of-the-art mini-crowbow to shoot straight men in the neck with weaponized toothpicks to turn them gay. Scientists with the CDC report all across the nation medical clinics are reporting straight men being brought in with symptoms consistent with raging homosexuality.  Clinical review of the patients...

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Gay Pride Month, Known As Homosexual Recruitment Month in Gay Circles, Claims Heterosexuality of 49 Christian Men So Far

Gay Pride month, secretly called Homosexual Recruitment Month in gay circles, has turned into a pagan festival of sorts where gays come up with elaborate plans to convert and pin down people of heterosexual orientation. All across the globe, gays are using their vast wealth and impeccable party planning skills...

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Was Barney The Purple Dinosaur A Liberal Conspiracy To Groom A Generation To Vote Obama?

After years of deception, Barney has been defrocked and the liberal conspiracy to use the friendly, suspiciously athletic purple dinosaur to groom a generation to vote Obama has been revealed. The proof: For years across suburban America, hapless parents turned their televisions to PBS where Barney, the friendly purple dinosaur,...

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Confirmed: Trump Tweeted Covfefe To Secretly Alert Of “Confirmed Obama Visit”

On May 30th, at approximiately 9:06 pm, President Donald Trump tweeted out ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe’. The internet instantly went ablaze with Twitter liberals and media wildly speculating what President Trump meant by covfefe. lSources with close ties to the Trump Administration reveal that the Tweet was a...

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