Lesbian Agenda: The New Doctor Who Is A Woman

Still masticating their lusty chops and savoring victory with Wonder Woman 3D converting millions of untouched women to lesbianism, gay women are using their mastery of film making and unparalleled creativity to launch a new media product that will lure more women and even men into the mysterious fold of...

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President Trump Compliments French Woman With ‘You’re In Such Great Shape. Beautiful!’, Liberal Media Wants Him Ridiculed For Being Positive

The liberals are up in arms because President Trump was being body positive. Hours ago in France, Trump had a chance to meet Brigitte Macron, France’s first lady. Macron wore a nice blue dress and was all smiles after being complimented by the most powerful man in the world. That...

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Scientists Invent New Thermal Camera That Can Detect Secret Homosexuality

Secret homosexuality is rapidly spreading in suburban neighborhoods and represents a new threat to Christian heterosexual households. New studies by the CDC reveal that for every four people, one has secret homosexuality.   This trend is confirmed by scientists working with the Christian Defense League of Texas, who warn families...

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Did The Gay Voting Bloc Conspire To Vote Trump Into Office To Increase Global Warming?

Gays are unleashing their mastery of physics to orchestrate a grassroots political conspiracy that spreads chemtrail-induced homosexuality via Charles’ Law of molecular air dynamics. Charles law states that at a constant pressure, the volume of a given mass of gas is directly proportional to its (absolute) temperature.  This means the hotter...

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Report: Obama Forced NASA To Run Slave Colony On Mars To Collect Satanic Mars Water

One of the most interesting trends of the Obama presidency involved Obama’s disturbing interest in colonizing Mars.  Obama decreed that the United States must colonize Mars and purportedly signed a secret law that would make him president of Mars should he choose, then  earmarked billions of dollars for NASA to...

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Gays Invent Mini-Crossbow To Shoot Straight Men With Homosexual Chemtrail Tipped Toothpicks and Turn Them Gay

Gays have invented a new state-of-the-art mini-crowbow to shoot straight men in the neck with weaponized toothpicks to turn them gay. Scientists with the CDC report all across the nation medical clinics are reporting straight men being brought in with symptoms consistent with raging homosexuality.  Clinical review of the patients...

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