US President Drives Presidential Limo Through Nascar

United States President Donald Trump flew the presidential limo “The Beast” and himself to Daytona, Florida, to become the first president to ever drive the ceremonial lap at the Daytona 500. …

DOJ Gave $500K Grant to ‘Hookers for Jesus’ Instead of Anti-Trafficking Groups

People are upset after finding out that the Department of Justice gave a $500,000 grant to a group called Hookers for Jesus. The grant money was supposed to be used for …

Rebecca Black Is Back and Wows the Judges

Rebecca Black first gained attention for a song called ‘Friday’. We are going to forget that portion of history for right now (as it is just a sad tale of Internet …

Scientists Invent New Thermal Camera That Can Detect Secret Homosexuality

Secret homosexuality is rapidly spreading in suburban neighborhoods and represents a new threat to Christian heterosexual households. New studies by the CDC reveal that for every four people, one has secret …

Did The Gay Voting Bloc Conspire To Vote Trump Into Office To Increase Global Warming?

Gays are unleashing their mastery of physics to orchestrate a grassroots political conspiracy that spreads chemtrail-induced homosexuality via Charles’ Law of molecular air dynamics. [adinserter block=”3″] Charles law states that at a …

Report: Obama Forced NASA To Run Slave Colony On Mars To Collect Satanic Mars Water

[adinserter block=”3″] One of the most interesting trends of the Obama presidency involved Obama’s disturbing interest in colonizing Mars.  Obama decreed that the United States must colonize Mars and purportedly signed …

Gays Invent Mini-Crossbow To Shoot Straight Men With Homosexual Chemtrail Tipped Toothpicks and Turn Them Gay

[adinserter block=”3″] Gays have invented a new state-of-the-art mini-crowbow to shoot straight men in the neck with weaponized toothpicks to turn them gay. [adinserter block=”1″] Scientists with the CDC report all …

Gay Pride Month, Known As Homosexual Recruitment Month in Gay Circles, Claims Heterosexuality of 49 Christian Men So Far

Gay Pride month, secretly called Homosexual Recruitment Month in gay circles, has turned into a pagan festival of sorts where gays come up with elaborate plans to convert and pin down …

Was Barney The Purple Dinosaur A Liberal Conspiracy To Groom A Generation To Vote Obama?

After years of deception, Barney has been defrocked and the liberal conspiracy to use the friendly, suspiciously athletic purple dinosaur to groom a generation to vote Obama has been revealed. The …

After Monstrous $223 Million Dollar Debut, Wonder Woman 3D Recruits Thousands of Women to Lesbianism

The results are in: thousands of women flocked to see Wonder Woman 3D and contracted lesbianism. Days ago the Christian Defense League of Texas issued a moral alert after reports surfaced …

Confirmed: Trump Tweeted Covfefe To Secretly Alert Of “Confirmed Obama Visit”

On May 30th, at approximiately 9:06 pm, President Donald Trump tweeted out ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe’. [adinserter block=”5″] The internet instantly went ablaze with Twitter liberals and media wildly …

Confirmed: 31 Women Contract Lesbianism after Female-Only Viewing of Wonder Woman 3D

The CDC has confirmed 31 new cases of lesbianism in Texas after an Austin area theater aired Wonder Woman in 3D. [adinserter block=”5″] [adinserter block=”3″]Eyewitness reports confirm details of how the movie …

Confirmed: 27 Men Contract Homosexuality After Viewing Beauty and the Beast 3D

The CDC has confirmed 27 new cases of homosexuality in Texas after a Dallas/Fort Worth area theater aired Beauty and the Beast in 3D. [adinserter block=”5″] or [adinserter block=”3″]Eyewitness reports detail …