Trump Says He Can Release the Most Classified Data Anytime He Chooses, But Can’t Release His Tax Returns Due to An ‘Audit’

Twitter user Tea Pain nailed a resounding point on President Donald Trump regarding the controversy over leaking classified data to the Russians.  Tea Pain: Trump says he can release the most classified data anytime he chooses, but can't release his tax returns due to an "audit." — Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA)...

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Sources: Trump Considered Firing ‘that Jesus Fella’ For Supporting Preexisting Conditions and Charitable Care for Needy

Only hours after firing FBI Director James Comey, President Donald Trump allegedly considered firing Christianity’s Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.  As House Republicans must now wait to see if the American Healthcare Act, informally known as TrumpCare, can pass through the US Senate unscathed, there is a growing coalition of...

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Republican Joe Walsh Mocks Jimmy Kimmel’s Plea Following Son’s Heart Surgery, Americans Respond with Fiery Venom

Republican Joe Walsh had some harsh words for late-night television host Jimmy Kimmel and Americans took to social media to express their disgust and outrage at the politician’s commentary. Kimmel took a week of the air and came back to explain his absence.  During his week off, Kimmel’s wife gave...

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Confirmed: Gays Are Infusing Marijuana With Homosexual Chemtrails to Turn Potheads Into Gay Love Slaves

Gays have used their advanced knowledge of genetics to create a new strain of marijuana that is addictive, succulent and delivers a payload of inhaled homosexual chemtrails that will make anyone who consumes it overwhelmed with homosexual desire. Anonymous sources within Colorado confirm gays are conspiring to turn America’s seedy...

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Confirmed: Trump Dropped the MOAB To Destroy Large Stockpiles of Weaponized Homosexual Chemtrails in Afghanistan

On April 13th, 2017, President Donald Trump unexpectedly dropped a 21,000 pound bomb — referred to as the Mother of All Bombs — in the outer reaches of Afghanistan. Details of the bombing remained in murky detail but new eyewitness reports confirm the worst sum of all fears: gays have...

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