US President Drives Presidential Limo Through Nascar

United States President Donald Trump flew the presidential limo “The Beast” and himself to Daytona, Florida, to become the first president to ever drive the ceremonial lap at the Daytona 500. …

DOJ Gave $500K Grant to ‘Hookers for Jesus’ Instead of Anti-Trafficking Groups

People are upset after finding out that the Department of Justice gave a $500,000 grant to a group called Hookers for Jesus. The grant money was supposed to be used for …

Rebecca Black Is Back and Wows the Judges

Rebecca Black first gained attention for a song called ‘Friday’. We are going to forget that portion of history for right now (as it is just a sad tale of Internet …

Confirmed: Gays Are Infusing Marijuana With Homosexual Chemtrails to Turn Potheads Into Gay Love Slaves

Gays have used their advanced knowledge of genetics to create a new strain of marijuana that is addictive, succulent and delivers a payload of inhaled homosexual chemtrails that will make anyone …

Former NFL Patriots Star Aaron Hernandez Hangs Self in Jail Cell, Pronounced Dead

Former NFL star for the New England Patriots, Aaron Hernandez, hanged himself and was found in his single-cell by security guards at approximately 3am Wednesday morning. Hernandez, already serving a life …

Confirmed: Trump Dropped the MOAB To Destroy Large Stockpiles of Weaponized Homosexual Chemtrails in Afghanistan

On April 13th, 2017, President Donald Trump unexpectedly dropped a 21,000 pound bomb — referred to as the Mother of All Bombs — in the outer reaches of Afghanistan. [adinserter block=”3″]Details …

Video: Sacramento Officer Beats Man For Allegedly Jaywalking

A new video surfaced that shows a Sacramento officer of the law beating a man for allegedly jaywalking.  The only thing that is clear in this video is that a man …

Trump Drops Mother Of All Bombs on Afghanistan, Brings Freedom

Washington DC – Donald Trump ordered the United States military to drop the ‘mother of all bombs’ on Afghanistan. At 7 pm Afghanistan time, the US military dropped a GBU-43/B Massive Ordinance …

Confirmed: Gays Are Lacing Easter Eggs with Homosexual-Inducing Food Colorings

Easter weekend, fast becoming known as the ‘heterosexual recruitment festival’ in the gay community, has become one of the most dangerous holidays of the year for Christian men. [adinserter block=”3″]The CDC …

United Airlines Overbooks Flight, Drag Passenger Off To Make Room For Crew

United Airlines has drawn the ire of airline passengers worldwide after images that show a passenger being forcibly dragged from a plane because United Airlines overbooked the flight and demanded he give …

Donald Trump Brings American Freedom to Syria

President Donald Trump unleashed 59 tomahawk missiles upon the lands of Syria, so that the people there may be brought some freedom. For the first time since Barack Hussein Obama took …

Elementary School Classroom Holds a Slave Auction, Lets White Students Sale Black Child

Maplewood, NJ – Tempers are flared in Maplewood, New Jersey, after reports of a mock slave auction at Maplewood’s Jefferson Elementary school. [adinserter block=”3″]Reports indicate that parents were not pleased to learn …

Did Disney’s First Gay Cartoon Kiss Jeopardize the Future of Western Civilization?

[paragraph extra=””][label type=”label-danger”]Morality Warning Level: Dangerous[/label] [/paragraph] A new cartoon named Star versus the Forces of Evil has reportedly aired the first kiss between to characters of the same gender.   In …