Obama Is Behind All The Anti-Trump Protests and White House Leaks, Claims Trump

President Donald Trump has graduated from claiming Obama is a Kenyan who won’t release his birth certificates to now claiming that President Barack Obama is using his powers to cause millions of people to protest and staffers to leak information from Trump’s White House administration. On the Fox and Friends...

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Kellyanne Conway Sits In Lusty Pose in Oval Office, Social Media Firestorm Erupts

One of the perks of being the Commander-in-Chief is having the ability to surround yourself engaging and attractive secretaries and assistants.  President Bill Clinton infamously took a foray with Monica Lewinsky and there is the story of JFK with intern Mimi Alford. The President of the United States is the...

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Shaquille Oneal’s Childish Attacks on Javale McGee During Shaqtin’ A Fool Need to Stop

There is a big, World War I trench line between obsession and making pithy observation of someone’s day-to-day job performance.  A great example of this fact involves former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal and his new TBS Sports segment Shaqtin’ a Fool. In the segment, O’Neal regularly analyzed bloopers committed by...

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Kansas Man Yells ‘Get Out Of My Country’, Then Allegedly Shoots People For Being Indian At An Olathe Bar

The community of Olathe, Kansas, is one of the latest sites of an unprecedented modern-day outbreak of targeted aggression against people of non-Caucasian descent. One man remains hospitalized after he tried to defend two Indian men — Alok Madasani and Srinivas Kuchibhotla — from a gunmen who allegedly yelled ‘Get...

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Bad Hombres Are Using Catapults to Sling Drugs Into America, Right Into Our Kids’ Laps

Now that President Trump has drawn blueprints to build the Great Wall of America, new reports show that the Bad Hombres de México have built massive catapult trebuchets and are slinging drugs into American suburbs. The massive catapult was found constructed against the Mexico-Arizona wall, where drug dealers have purportedly...

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As Nation Falls Apart, Barack Obama Goes Kite Surfing With Billionaire Buddy Richard Branson

While the carefully woven fabric of unity unravels between brothers of America, former President Barack Obama is nowhere to be found. In an unbelievable display of aloof haughtiness, Obama is not rallying his former constituents to support the Presidency of Donald Trump.  He is instead gallivanting about the globe, hang-gliding...

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