Beautiful Image of Hyrule Field (Zelda)

In this image, Zelda overlooks Hyrule Field. This image is a composite piece put together by a very talented user on Deviant Art. The original images contain several various scenery images, one of which contains a person fit enough to be a model. You can check out the very neat before and after images. Before After

 

How ipods Work in Foreign Countries

If there is any inspiration to fix America’s economy and not become a third-world stink trap, we only have to look at the technological innovations that our neighbors in the lesser America, South America, have to deal with.  In addition to being a shameful lot of poor, degenerate Reagan-denying miscreants, they cannot afford the most basic technology.  Here we see how iPods work in Brazil.

 

Full House, Tournament Fighter

The Best Game Ever would be Full House, Tournament Fighter. Imagine putting the cast of Full House into the awesome that was Street Fighter (II, of Course). Danny would wield Mr. Clean and secretly Dr. Jokes, while Gibbler’s feet crushed poor Uncle Jessie. Though come to think of it, Steve would probably be the most able fighters of all the cast. Comet would probably be quite formidable as well.

 

Silver Daddy Alec Baldwin has 27-Year-Old Girlfriend Named Hilaria Thomas

    We’ll start out on the honesty train today. I could not tell you why Alec Baldwin is famous. Up until drooling over his 27-year-old girlfriend Hilaria Thomas about 3 hours ago, I thought his name was actually Alex Baldwin. I’ve recognized his pudgy face from some random television commercials but who would have thought that a 53-year-old man could find true love with a, personality, as beautiful as [...]

 

Lady Gaga Goes Surfing in Mexico

As if the water in Mexico was not already dirty enough, Lady Gaga decided to go splish-sploshing all around and do publicity surfing pictures that she knew I’d have to report about. MTV AM is a new experiment MTV is trying.  In it, in the early, insomniac hours of the day, MTV is actually playing music.  It’s a pretty novel concept and if it fails, then Obama is to blame. [...]

 

How Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Should Have Ended

The aspiring capitalists and film critics at How It Should Have Ended have come up with more masterwork for us, showing a far better ending for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows than Stephanie Rowling could ever come up with.

 

What Happened To The Real Apollo 18 Movie Mission?

With a tagline like this, what could go wrong: Cries of anguish emanating through the expanses of space, the astronauts of Apollo 18 thumb their noses at physics on their super secret mission. Hear Them Scream in Space With the New ‘Apollo 18′ Movie With all the dramatic red text and the idea of spook government organizations bankrolling secret space missions, I could almost lower my suspension of disbelief enough [...]

 

Jaleel White Stars As Cee-Lo Green in Cry Baby Video

Everyone’s favorite TV nerd Jaleel White is back in action, playing a 50′s version of Cee Lo Green in the latest Cry Baby music video. Cry Baby is not a song about Democrats shirking responsibility in DC and playing victim, but rather a mindless summer anthem meant to be played in nightclubs and get teenagers to waste their money on a here today, gone tomorrow beat fix. Jaleel is the [...]

 

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Is Cinematic Fast Food

Have you ever gotten really drunk with your friends at a bar, bonfire, strip club, bowling alley, parade, alone on a Tuesday, or in a city morgue? Chances are after you do this that someone will suggest that you visit a local fast food venue. We’ve all done it, and in the moment it seems like a great idea. The food tastes delicious and you generally eat too much because [...]