Chinese Create New Transgender Species

The dangerous and evil anti-American Chinese empire had created a new transgender super-species called a Yaoiming.  Yaoiming is the Chinese word for ‘homoman’ and we can see in the following image, their agenda and science in this field is frightening. While American president George W. Bush banned study of stem cells, the Chinese routinely abort female fetuses and then use their totipotent stem cells for unthinkable genetic research.  The Chinese [...]

 

How ipods Work in Foreign Countries

If there is any inspiration to fix America’s economy and not become a third-world stink trap, we only have to look at the technological innovations that our neighbors in the lesser America, South America, have to deal with.  In addition to being a shameful lot of poor, degenerate Reagan-denying miscreants, they cannot afford the most basic technology.  Here we see how iPods work in Brazil.

 

88-Year-Old Chinese Judo Master Grandmother

It’s already bad enough that the Chinese are buying up our economy, stealing our technology and even worse movies and hate America with a burning passion. But when you consider that even their eldest citizens can likely rough-up a bar full of toughs in the South Everglades, you start to realize if and when the Chinese decide to invade America that we have a tough fight on our hands. This [...]

 

Why Is Fabio the New Old Spice Guy?

Apparently because mocha scented Old Spice peddled by mocha skin people does not sell well, Old Spice is literally serving up its namesake by having a sweaty, aged Fabio for its advertising frontman. Have any of you seen these commercials?   Fabio speaks in typical European jibberwash, all words unintelligible to those of us who speak proper American. Then he flexes his Bengay scented pecks and holds a pack of [...]