Report: Obama Forced NASA To Run Slave Colony On Mars To Collect Satanic Mars Water

One of the most interesting trends of the Obama presidency involved Obama’s disturbing interest in colonizing Mars.  Obama decreed that the United States must colonize Mars and purportedly signed a secret law that would make him president of Mars should he choose, then  earmarked billions of dollars for NASA to...

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Was Barney The Purple Dinosaur A Liberal Conspiracy To Groom A Generation To Vote Obama?

After years of deception, Barney has been defrocked and the liberal conspiracy to use the friendly, suspiciously athletic purple dinosaur to groom a generation to vote Obama has been revealed. The proof: For years across suburban America, hapless parents turned their televisions to PBS where Barney, the friendly purple dinosaur,...

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Confirmed: Gays Are Infusing Marijuana With Homosexual Chemtrails to Turn Potheads Into Gay Love Slaves

Gays have used their advanced knowledge of genetics to create a new strain of marijuana that is addictive, succulent and delivers a payload of inhaled homosexual chemtrails that will make anyone who consumes it overwhelmed with homosexual desire. Anonymous sources within Colorado confirm gays are conspiring to turn America’s seedy...

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Confirmed: Trump Dropped the MOAB To Destroy Large Stockpiles of Weaponized Homosexual Chemtrails in Afghanistan

On April 13th, 2017, President Donald Trump unexpectedly dropped a 21,000 pound bomb — referred to as the Mother of All Bombs — in the outer reaches of Afghanistan. Details of the bombing remained in murky detail but new eyewitness reports confirm the worst sum of all fears: gays have...

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