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The New American Woman: Daily Diet of Woman Who Yearns to be 'World's Fattest'

During the 90s, we all complained because corporate America was making everyone want to be skinny. We ballyhooed zero size models with airbrushed hips and all give Roman Coliseum styled thumbs up to People, Elle Magazine and others chastizing us dirty, mean men for not appreciating the female form in its true glory. Which I’m guessing is fat? Fast-forward twenty years and the blood content level of most women is [...]

 

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Dubstep Music is Hilarious In Its Stupidity

Two decades ago, there was a musician named Brad Nowell. He headlined the band Sublime, a group of men who could actually produce good music. In one song named boss DJ, Brad Nowell showed the gift of prophesy, detailing the horrendous new “dubstep” music of this new raver culture that’s now assault the ears of everyone on the airwaves. The song was called Boss DJ. Before going any further, let [...]

 

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Drug-Fueled Daisy EDM at Washington State University Leaves Dozens Comatose, One Rear-Ravaged

Electric Daisy Music represents a dangerous new ‘cult following’ becoming prominent in the American underground. Calling themselves ravers, adherents to this secular culture are typified by excessive drug addiction, rampant body lusting and the worst of degenerate behavior. All of these actions colluding with the typical naivate of a college child is why the latest EDM event at Washington State was tragic before it even began. Emergency response workers were [...]