Obama Bows Before Boehner

  Barack Hussein Obama is being taught his place. Speaker of the House Boehner ruined Obama’s plan to brainwash America with a long, droll teleprompter speech about ‘job creation’. With so many Americans standing unemployed in the welfare line, it is very easy to see that Obama has not created jobs in 3-years-time and is only wasting our money. Speaker Boehner told Obama that he would not be speaking before [...]

 

US Soldier Ethan McCord Relives Civilian Carnage in Iraq

Why are we in Iraq?  Years ago we gave Saddam the deathpunch.  Who really wants this war? Our soldiers want to be home.  The Iraqi people obviously don’t want it.  Our country is broke.  The world pretty much hates it.  What bimbos are keeping us in Iraq, at least in full-scale military mode? While we stew on those questions and Yosemite Sam from Texas yells, “There be freedom hatin’ terrererests their [...]

 

The Emperor's Fleet of $2.2 Million Dollars a Pop Buses

How do you feel when you hear that each of President Barack Hussein Obama’s ‘buses’ come in at a meager $2.2 million? When you’re struggling to meet your mortgage and waking up to work for peanuts, Obama is ordering up a fleet of super buses for his cronies to cruise through the US in style as they campaign for more money to mess our country up for another 4 years. [...]

 

Can Rick Perry Be Trusted As US President, Especially After Soluting Like This?

One would expect a career Republican to clamor for a rugged maverick governor for Texas to kick Obama out from the White House, but then again one would not expect a true American to heil as we see in the image. With all the two-faced politicians marring up our country’s political landscape, we’ve gone far beyond the age of partisan politics. No one can really be trusted by party alone. [...]

 

Excuse Me Your Highness, Do Prince William and Princess Kate Plan to Reconquer America?

America is weak.  The mighty dollar once again bows before the rotund pounds of King George, groveling like a peasant serf in need of a master. Where did everything go wrong, from when America was the beaconing light of might and freedom for the world, to where we are now. Our magazines fawned over Prince William and Princess Kate as they lorded through our great country.  Excuse me your highness.  [...]

 

President Obama Trains Troops To Deal With "Rioting Americans"

America. The land of the free, the home of the brave. America was founded as a land by the people, for the people. Our forefathers gave not only their lives, but the lives of their sons, to ensure our freedom. Our greatest leaders, even President George Washington himself, warned us all to never let anyone betray the freedom of the people. No leader is above the common man. Yet, we [...]