Obama Using Illuminati Rituals To Convert All Facebook Likes and Prayers to Paper Form, Then Bury Them In A Dumpster

For years Christians and conservative Republicans have wondered why when they like and pray for something on Facebook, the end result is still a bad outcome.  Today operatives in Virginia uncovered an Obama-illuminati plot so sinister that if he were in office, Obama would be impeached and sent to the...

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Scientists Invent New Thermal Camera That Can Detect Secret Homosexuality

Secret homosexuality is rapidly spreading in suburban neighborhoods and represents a new threat to Christian heterosexual households. New studies by the CDC reveal that for every four people, one has secret homosexuality.   This trend is confirmed by scientists working with the Christian Defense League of Texas, who warn families...

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Trump Demands Rollback of Obama’s EPA Clean Water Act, Return of ‘Orange Rivers’ Expected

Donald Trump plans to destroy the Clean Water Act provisions put into place for the EPA during the Obama administration’s time in office. President Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Tuesday, March 1, that will roll back President Barack Obama’s major regulations to protect American waterways. President...

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