Here is one for the ages. The man you see above is 21-years-old, but for residents of a small Florida town, he is an adorable, yet tall and lanky, 14-year-old boy.

Meet Julius Threatts, who the town knew as “Chad Jordan”. The irony here is that this guy was a threat like no one in the town could imagine.

Julius played the homeless card. He told people associated with the town’s “Little League Football” that he was homeless. The people took him in, providing residence and providing this ‘boy who cried when he broke a chain on the field’ places to stay and a chance to compete.

A 21-year-old competing with 14-year-old children.

Threatts was getting away with all of this too, until he became very coy and decided to TRY TO ENROLL IN THE LOCAL MIDDLE SCHOOL AS AN EIGHTH GRADER. Creepy.

Read the full story, like said, it’s one for the ages.

Let’s be honest. Obama is a major disappointment.

Obama promised so much hope to America, during a time of stress for the nation as a whole. This formerly unknown Senator from Chicago, with smooth oratory skills not heard since the days of slick-Willy finagling his way out of Congressional traps during his trial for telling lies under oah, was able to inspire the nation with inspiring words, backed by an auro of confidence and a chime of change.

And as much as that last sentence was a mouthful, so is trying to take in all the failures of the Obama presidency. It’s more than anyone had bargained for, and as we’re finding out with Obama’s sliding approval rating, it’s more than anyone can chew.

Sure, Obama was dealt a very tough hand. He inherited Bush’s mess-ups. The nation knew that despite Obama’s promises, everything was not going to be fixed with a magic wand. That was understood.

What’s hard to understand is how the Obamas seem so out of touch with reality. What’s hard to understand is how a president, who graced the television screen as well as JFK, is now failing at the P.R. war that he knows he must win against Republican’s eyeing the White House in 2012.

Obama’s latest blunder? A total uneccesary remodeling of the Oval Office. According to insider reports, it’s not just any small-time remodeling job either. We’re talking about curtains woven from expensive, exclusive foreign threads. Elite, hand-crafted lines of executive furniture. Enough frills to even put a French Rococo artist to shame.

Why? Why are the Obamas taking nearly $1 million vacations on the taxpayer dollar, while they media steadily documents their antics and slam the public with figures.

There really is no reason to scrutinize the Obamas, as it is likely something done by every president. BUT, with the nation in a national economic crisis, with businesses receiving billions in bailouts, our companies failing, our friends losing their jobs and their homes; you would think Obama would have a bit more common sense and promote an image of being thrifty when it comes to himself and his family.

Image is a big deal with presidency. If the public is struggling, the president should at least look to struggle with them. Obama is failing to do this, and really, every cent he is spending right now on friviolous embelishments is a slap to the American taxpayer.

If this story is true, it certainly does cast an even deeper shadow of Obama’s troubled presidency.

Mark Zuckerburg, the socialist mastermind behind Facebook, a site which allows billions of strangers to interact with your son and daughter, has now produced a new technology that will allow anyone to instantly find the exact location of your child.

Say your precious daughter or son is having a sleepover or camping with friends, and you have them take an iPhone with them so they can keep in touch and be safe.

A stranger can now go on Facebook and type in the name of your kid: “John Smith” they will type, and then to specify your kid they can enter other search details like age, interests, likes and hair color. They can even cross-search other friends as well, to help them narrow down the search to your child.

A live map will then come up, showing exactly where your kid last accessed Facebook, through this new application technology. Your kid will naturally browse Facebook at least every ten minutes of the day, so the stranger will have no trouble tracking your daughter and then snatching her away.

This is terrifying. What’s worse is that there is now a ‘dislike’ button on Facebook, which can ‘bury’ a status update. So even if your child tries to cry out for help using Facebook, updating their status with “Help, a stranger has me!” the stranger can then sign into his own Facebook account and “Dislike”, burying the cry for help along with your child.

How sad that this technology exists and this is all the more proof of why you must instantly remove your child from Facebook and monitor their computer use on a day-to-day basis.

It is a matter of life and death.

Steven Tyler’s age is catching up to him. Now in addition to bearing allegations that he is actually a sweet nursing home grandmother who masquerades as a rock star, Steven Tyler fell off-stage during a concert in Toronto.

Considering the typical entertainment circuit of Toronto — a land that is patently boring and without life — is next-to-none, it is surprising that Tyler would even try to put forth much effort.

Democrats have long been a plague on American democracy. The founding father’s of America created this nation to be a Republic of honesty and decency.

The Federal Government was supposed to provide central organization and unity for the states, but with Democrats slowly seizing more power, the American Dream is slowly falling apart.

Blagojavich is guilty for far more than just frauding America. He is guilty for conspiring with the likes of Barack Hussein Obama. Blago is guilty for betraying the trust of America, then slapping America in the face by trying to profit from his political mishaps.

Reality shows. Grandstanding. Flagrant disregard in interviews.

These are the things Blago has been doing in his spare time, showing that he — much like other Democrats — thinks he is above the law. Bill Clinton lies under Oath. Barack Obama refuses to resign his office, despite the fact that the he’s not an American and forged his birth certificate.

Democrats are becoming the party that stands against the American Constitution. They constitute a party that stands against American freedom and therefore, your friends and family.

Let us hope that more Democrats are condemned in the courts of law, and that we can still keep a healthy, primarily bipartisan system of relation in DC.

We need competition to keep our predominant parties honest and competitive for the hearts and minds of the American people. Instead of Democrats, however, American will be far better served with the GOP and TeaParty becoming the two featured parties of America. Democrats need to be shown the way out of our country, for far too long, they have been anything but American.